Ask Questions First... Think Later

My brother took my dad to the Dodgers game for Fathers Day. The plan was to meet at the house after the game. I told my brother to text me when the game was over. When I checked the score on my phone I saw that it was the bottom of the 9th inning so I decided to leave because I had an errand to run on my way there. As I was driving my brother said that Amazing Grace was supposed to be making dinner for us. I got to the house and no one was there. I went into the backyard and called my mom and texted her to see where she was and to let her know I was locked out waiting in the backyard. When she finally arrived she opened the door to the backyard and asked my dog "Sophie where is your mom?" I said "I'm right here didn't you get my call and my text message?" She goes "On my cell phone?" I said "Yeah on your cell phone." Then she starts reading the text message out loud: I'm at the house. Locked out. I'm in the backyard with Sophie. Then she looks up and says "How did you get in the house?" I said "Right now when you opened the door for me"